Wednesday, April 13, 2011

What's the Evil Asshole's Motivation?


What's the Evil Asshole's Motivation?

Roll the Stones, er... dice.

1. Wants to "Paint it Black."

2. Pissed and frustrated because he can't get no "Satisfaction."

3. Wants the whole world to go "Back to Zero."

4. He's just all fucked up and "Blinded by Love."

5. Has too much "Sympathy for the Devil."

6. He's a wacked-out "Midnight Rambler."

7. He got swept-up into the Revolution in the Air and became a "Street Fighting Man"

8. He has no conscience at all and is just ok with "Winning Ugly."

9. Has to be on top, because he refuses to be a "Slave."

10. He didn't mean for it to get so out of hand, but was caught between a "Rock and a Hard Place."

11. Trying to Prove everything's a Joke and Nothing really Matters, after he experienced "Love in Vain."

12. Acting out because he feels "Shattered."
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Posted by James at 10:36 PM
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14 comments:

  1. migellitoApril 13, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    And the PCs have to teach him that you can't always get what you want.

    Mick & Keith make the perfect evil wizard duo.

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  2. JamesApril 13, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    I wanted to use "Their Satanic Majesties Request" but that would have messed with the song title theme.

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  3. Zak SabbathApril 13, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    You couldn't work "Tumblin' Dice" in there? You're slipping james.

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  4. JerryApril 13, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    When you’ve got a 2,000 Man army, every problem looks like a rebellion.

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  5. JamesApril 13, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    I was rushing myself. :(

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  6. JamesApril 13, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    Next time I get PC's to the Domain Game level, I'll test that theory.

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  7. Spawn of EndraApril 14, 2011 at 1:39 AM

    13. He was mesmerized by the girl with the "Far Away Eyes" (bonus Central Valley awesomeness points for mentioning Bakersfield).

    Thank you Jesus, Thank you Lord.

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  8. NopeApril 14, 2011 at 2:55 AM

    haha nice. printing this one out.

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  9. ze buletteApril 14, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    14. He's so very lonely and "2000 Light Years from Home". :P Big fan, big fan...

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  10. AnonymousApril 14, 2011 at 7:06 AM

    Oh help me, please doctor, Im damaged
    Theres a pain where there once was a heart
    Its sleepin, its a beatin'
    Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it
    Right there in that jar?

    Now the Bard Lich makes sense :)

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  11. Sham aka DaveApril 14, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Haha! Excellent stuff.

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  12. Matthew SchmeerApril 14, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    Ok, I think you have started a meme. . .which album should I use? Hmm.....

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  13. JamesApril 14, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    I'm thinking Jethro Tull should be ripe for some kind of table.

    @ Grendelwulf - I forgot about the Bard Lich! My subconscious must have still been playing with the idea.

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  14. bliss_infinteApril 14, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    heh, nice chart and one of my top 3 Stones albums.

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